Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
