Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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