Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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