that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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