Nicole vs. Life
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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