I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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