Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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