haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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