awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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