So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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