i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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