But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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