We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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