My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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