...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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