what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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