She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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