just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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