Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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