When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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