K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I look better un-naked...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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