Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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