Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
So apparently I’m into choking now
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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