he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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