Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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