Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm jealous of your bromance
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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