She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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