Christians are straight up FREAKS
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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