Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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