He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
