Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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