singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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