Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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