the new term for farting is butt boxing.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
My pussy is not your playground.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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