Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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