I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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