yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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