I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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