i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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