Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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