she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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