We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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