Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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