At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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