Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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