My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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