butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago