hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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