But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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