Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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