do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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