Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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