he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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