Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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